hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via surprisebitch)

copingwiththemadnesswithin:

the—-king:

wellthatsjustgreat:

At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:

  • No Pulp
  • With Pulp
  • MORE Pulp
  • LOADED With Pulp

They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:

  • Loaded With Even More Pulp
  • Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
  • Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
  • Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
  • Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
  • I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
  • Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
  • No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
  • An Orange

I’ve found it. The pulp post. The lasts time I saw this was the summer of 2012. I was sharing an air mattress with a guy who was asleep and I was laughing so hard I had to roll away to keep him from waking up.

Jesus save me.

(via marxthspot)

omgitsbrilliant:

livindavidaloki:

redhjedi:

The Hulk ain’t never lied.

I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo.  The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake.

Omg, it’s true

(via clolphin)

eloque-nce:

tigers-vibe:

flihrtini:

cacteui:

glittakid:

i saw these two girls while riding a gondola in venice. they were smoking and chatting on their windowsill, waving at passing boats. i thought they were incredibly lucky; i would love to share an apartment with my friend or sister in the most romantic, magical place in the world. it would be like living a dream.

sames

This has gotta be like the tenth time I’ve reblogged this but I cannot express my love for this picture, it’s just so romantic ♡
☆ indie / rosy ☆

☾☼☽

I just love this post.

eloque-nce:

tigers-vibe:

flihrtini:

cacteui:

glittakid:

i saw these two girls while riding a gondola in venice. they were smoking and chatting on their windowsill, waving at passing boats. i thought they were incredibly lucky; i would love to share an apartment with my friend or sister in the most romantic, magical place in the world. it would be like living a dream.

sames

This has gotta be like the tenth time I’ve reblogged this but I cannot express my love for this picture, it’s just so romantic ♡

☆ indie / rosy ☆

☾☼☽

I just love this post.

(via soflygon)